Donald Trump is out on the hustings trying to make Ronald Reagan’s magic question work for him, but with a telling twist: he’s asking voters whether they’re better off than they were five years ago. Why five years instead of the usual four, Donnie? Because something happened in the year 2020, something Trump did and his party did that they continue to do to this day, something they know is a problem for them and want voters to forget, something that we’re going to do everything we can to insure everyone remembers when they walk into the voting booth, enervated by a brief that’s utterly devastating to the fascist cause, destroying all their defenses of the unconscionable.

The man wants things named after him? Cemeteries are the most appropriate pieces of real estate to affix his brand to, and we’ve checked out the government specs to insure that every Trump National Cemetery sticker we’ve created uses the right font and the right color combinations, down to the hex code.  We’ve also got the goods, as we’ll be showing in the QR, to prove the big number we’re “crediting” him (and the GOP) for to fill all those plots is actually conservative (as it should be, right?), and show convincingly that all but about 20,000 of the 2020 deaths are attributable to his unique mix of incompetence, self-absorption, and malice.  Obscene–enjoy–more to come….

Trump’s evangelical base has likened him to every Christian hero from Moses to David to Cyrus to Jesus Christ. Nothing would strike at the heart of their fantasy and “own” them more than to suggest, in as many ways as possible, that there’s another Biblical figure he clearly much more closely resembles, especially given his determination to make the planet as hot as possible—and that God Himself (you can be sure He is a he to this crowd) is not happy about their dazer daydreams.