You’re in the storeroom where:

• All evidence of voter fraud (other than voter suppression)
• The evidence that the COVID-19 vaccine causes [fill in the blank]
• The evidence that global warming is a fraud and/or not man-made and/or a blessing from God
• The script and props for the “moon landing”
• Iraq’s WMDs
• Edmund Muskie’s tears
• Thomas Eagleton’s jumper cables
• John McCain’s illegitimate child
• Joe McCarthy’s lists of known communists
• Michael Dukakis’ emotions
• Joe Lieberman’s loyalty
• Donald Trump’s vindication (for anything)
• Reagan’s welfare queens
• The bias of American society against white men
• The overlap between William Barr’s “summary” of the Mueller Report and (a) the content of the Mueller Report (b) the truth

and other like sundries are kept.

In other words, your fingers have stumbled you into a place that does not exist. 

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